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By Evan Linder & Andrew Hobgood

It’s 1956 and The Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein are having their annual quiche breakfast. As the assembled “widows” await the announcement of the society’s prize-winning quiche, the atomic bomb sirens sound! Has the Communist threat come to pass? How will the “widows” respond as their idyllic town and lifestyle faces attacks? Winner of the 2012 NYC International Fringe Festival as Best Overall Production, 5 Lesbians Eating A Quiche is a tasty recipe of hysterical laughs, sexual innuendoes, unsuccessful repressions, and delicious discoveries.

Flex Passes go on Sale June 1st & Single Tickets are on July 1st.

June 26-28, 2025
Friday & Saturday 8:30pm

By Selina Fillinger

It’s just another day at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. When a White House PR nightmare spins into a legit catastrophe, seven brilliant and beleaguered women must risk life, liberty, and the pursuit of sanity to keep the commander-in-chief out of trouble. POTUS, or Behind Every Great Dumba** are Seven Women Trying to Keep Him Alive is a bawdy and irreverent look at sex, politics, and the women in charge of the man in charge of the free world. Who knew that global crisis is always just a four-letter word away?

Flex Passes go on Sale June 1st & Single Tickets are on July 1st.

November 1 & 2, 2024
Friday & Saturday 8:30pm

By Lawrence D. Cohen
Based on the novel by Stephen King
Music by Michael Gore
Lyrics by Dean Pitchford

Carrie White is a teenage outcast who longs to fit in. At school, she’s bullied by the popular crowd, and virtually invisible to everyone else. At home, she’s dominated by her loving but cruelly controlling mother. What none of them know is that Carrie’s just discovered she’s got a special power, and if pushed too far, she’s not afraid to use it.

Flex Passes go on Sale June 1st & Single Tickets are on July 1st.

May 8-10 & 16-18, 2025
Fridays & Saturdays 7:30pm, Sundays 3:00pm